WELCOME TO
THE FIRST EDITION OF
THE MAGIC
TIME PORTAL INTERGALACTIC OBSERVER
I'm
Commander Sir Snowy, Editor-in-Chief of the Magic
Time Portal Intergalactic Observer. The very first Intergalactic Observer on Planet Earth!
Who are we? We're Time Travellers from another galaxy. We've
been observing your planet since the dawn of its existence.
After personal observation of your planet
for the past ten years by our elite forward team, Captain Bootsie
Bear and His Fearless Crew, the Council of Elders have decided that,
though we can't interfere in your politics and development, we can
nevertheless give our observations based on what we see and
understand. Hopefully, our observations will give you food for
thought.
I come from
Planet Journalists, located beyond the Quixley Black Hole. Many of
our reporters on Planet Earth, originated from your planet,. They
were the abandoned cats. Left to fend for themselves. We decided
to take them back to our Planet and offer them a new life, reporting
on news on their home planet.
You'll
be hearing from Sam the Man, my Managing Editor; Mr Grey; and
Peanuts. Also, a special column by, Mamma Kitty, to whom you can
send your questions which she will answer.
I
hope you like our observations which will tackle: politics, sports,
environment, culture, and anything else that suits our fancy. We'll
also be having guest writers, including you, the people of Planet
Earth. Yes, we welcome your views and opinions – just remember, bad
language will not be acceptable.
In
the Spirit of the holiday season, my staff and I wish you
A Very Happy
Holiday to all the Earthlings of Planet Earth!
Shall we get sarted? I think Sam the Man has some breaking new for you!