MOVE OVER HENRY HIGGINS!
By Prof. Grey
Just think how much
easier it would have been for Henry Higgins to teach Eliza Doolittle
how to speak properly in
“My Fair Lady”,
if only he had used cats! No, I haven't been nipping too
much catnip,
though some may think some humans have. Cats rule, they've
been the center of the social cultural
environment since the sphinx. Now their cuteness, expressiveness and
mystery are finally being put to the test. Can our species who've
survived over the centuries teach humans a thing or to? If you
answered yes, you're right on! If no...well, you're behind the times.
After all, we are the superior intelligence and it's our destiny to
educate humans, so they can communicate on a global basis.
Just ask the co-founder
of the “Memrise” website ,
Ed Cooke. Just to recap a bit, Ed Cooke is the grandmaster to memory
just as Gary Kasparov is to Chess. But,
he wasn't born with this exceptional ability to remember
things – no, he
worked hard on it. His methods have a twist, that learning anything
should be fun, not boring. The
central core of Memrise
is language, but gosh, there's
also math and science and much more! . So what has that got to
do with cats? Well, Memrise
uses visual clues, not dusty old text books. So Cooke decided to
launch “CatAcademy” and,
as the name implies, we cats are your teachers.
According to Cook, and
I quote: “At first glance, CatAcademy
seems like a bizarre combination of Internet cats and hardcore
science – the two, however, are not so far apart. Humor
is one of mankind’s most fundamental characteristics. We learn to
laugh before we learn to speak. Laughter is memorable. It enhances
our attention and relaxes us, but until now there has never been an
education tool that actually makes people laugh. With CatAcademy,
we took the techniques we used
to teach a million people more than a hundred million words on
Memrise, and combined that with the cutest and silliest
content that we could devise.”
So,
you may ask, why cats? Believe it or not, of all the different
kinds of “mems”, or
visual mnemonics, that
were the best at helping people learn quickly and have fun in the
process, it seems that cats were the most effective. And it's
not just all hot
internet hype, there are scientific findings that point to the fact
that cuteness improves cognitive function. One such study was
conducted at the Graduate School of Integrated Arts and Sciences
at Hiroshima University. Their
findings? “… participants performed tasks requiring
focused attention more carefully after viewing cute images, kittens
and puppies.” This was interpreted as
“the result of a narrowed attentional focus induced by the
cuteness-triggered positive emotion that is associated with approach
motivation and the tendency toward systematic processing.”
So be prepared to get
Cat-a-fied. We are the new teachers of the world. Pretty cool, huh?
Ahhh...let's
start a little English “mem” slang. Commander Zorro has kindly
contributed his versions
of the phrases, “laid
back”
and “chill out”.
Maybe he's a little
too “laid back”?
I won't even comment on “chill out"! What do you think?
Prof
Grey....meming off!
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